Disclaimer: The following post contains scenes of nudity and language that might be disturbing to some. Viewer discretion is advised. This is absolutely, the final snow-related post of the season unless this thing drags on for another week. But I just found this to be too funny not to publish. A friend of mine, Tina, spent the day creating snow people, both male and female. In the name of equality, the following is a photo essay, complete with her own photos and instructions on how to make a snow woman. Despite all the documentation, I don’t think this manual was designed for guys because for the life of me, I still can’t figure out how she got the underwear on. Anywho, enjoy.
STEP ONE: CHOOSE THE COOLEST SNOW BALL
STEP TWO: ACCEPT A LIL HELP FROM LOVED ONES, ITS ALL ABOUT SHARING
THESE CAN GO SOMEWHERE. JUST USE UR IMAGINATION!
STEP THREE: START FROM BOTTOM UP. MAKE SURE THERE IS ENOUGH SUPPORT OR ELSE SHE WILL FALL BACK AND DIE
STEP FOUR: BE NICE, THINK OF ALL THE DETAILS
STEP FIVE: USE THE TWO STOW BALLS FROM STEP TWO
STEP SIX: WORK IT OUT, GIVE HER THOSE EXTRA SMOOTH SIX PACKS THAT YOU NEVER HAD.
STEP SEVEN:A TUMMY TUCK TIGHT AND SCULPTURED
STEP EIGHT: HIPS HAPPEN, DOUBLE THE BUTT AREA FOR EXTRA BACKUP AND PAT LIGHTLY TO MAKE THIGHS
MAKE SURE THE HIPS DON’T LIE
STEP TEN: DOUBLE THE MAGIC
STEP TEN : THE BOOB JOB WITH THE FINAL FINISHING
STEP ELEVEN: THE NOSE JOB
STEP TWELVE: A CORRECTION NOSE JOB
STEP THIRTEEN : ACCESSORIZE
MY FAVORITE PART: MAKE HER UP DRAMATIC
DONT FORGET TO GIVE HIM A LOVING KISS. SHES TOO COLD FOR HIM NOW
HAPPY! THERE YOU ARE, A HAPPY COUPLE, YKHZI EL 3AIN!