I’m the best. I’ve got the highest Technorati ranking. Alexa loves me. Comments are flooding. Everyone’s linking. Everyone loves me. I’m the best. Hits are through the roof. And any blogger on my blogroll is instantly made famous for just being in my immortal presence. Because I’m the best. There’s scientific polling to back this up. But seriously, when I started all this (a few months ago) I didn’t expect this kind of reception. But you love me. You really, really love me. No please, don’t applaud. Oh ok, applaud. Applaud dammit!
Blogger vanity…it kills me.