…The cinema: packed.
…Apparently, the hottest sold out ticket in town.
…A 95% male audience by no coincidence: Ammanis sway to the “oohs” and “aahs” as I write this post in my head.
…The last showing on a Friday night.
…Enough blood, death and testosterone.
…Enough 6 packs to make us all want to join gyms.
…A round of applause in the end.
…Everyone rushes outside to light up a smoke.
…The word is spreading.
…By next week, 300 West Ammanis, armed with their mobiles as swords and sunscreen for shields, will climb into cars and set out to “Free Palestine”.
…They will only make it as far as Abdoun before being distracted by the thought of a Starbucks Orange Mocha Frappuccino.
(but talk about watching your money’s worth)
a bloody good time