Can you imagine my surprise today when I awoke to find that all this time I had been worshiping the devil and trying to take over the world? Just when my life couldn’t get anymore complicated rest assured, Pat Robertson was there to shake my beliefs.
Ã¢??On his live television program The 700 Club, Robertson said anew Tuesday that “Islam is not a religion of peace”, and “the goal of Islam, ladies and gentlemen whether you like it or not, is world domination.”
He was responding to a news item about the reaction of Muslims in Europe to the publishing of cartoons that lampooned Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him).Ã¢?Â
World Domination? Shame on my fellow Muslim brothers and sisters! For shame, I say! Why didn’t anyone tell me about this plan at the last rally? Now that’s just insulting. I’m always the last to know.
I was also surprised to hear this…
Ã¢??He said the pictures of violent Muslim demonstrations against the cartoons “just shows the kind of people we’re dealing with. These people are crazed fanatics, and I want to say it now: I believe it’s motivated by demonic power. It is satanic and it’s time we recognize what we’re dealing with”.Ã¢?Â
Demonic powers? Since when? Awesome, just frikin awesome.
…I see dead people