Long before The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Onion, â??America’s Finest News Source”, has always had the objective to offend everyone possible, preferably at the same time. So here are top 10 stories they covered in 2005 and hopefully someone out there reading this will have fulfilled that objective.
January 30, 2005
Bush Elected President Of Iraq
December 18, 2005
Asian Tsunami, Hurricane Katrina, Kashmir Earthquake Battle For Natural Disasty Award
April 3, 2005
Pope Died As He Lived: Propped Up For Public Viewing
June 24, 2005
North Korea Nukes Self In Desperate Plea For Attention
March 10, 2005
Brain-Dead Americans Defend Brain-Dead Florida Woman
April 9, 2005
Prince Charles Weds Longtime Horse
February 6, 2005
Losing Super Bowl Team Gets Locker-Room Condolence Call From John Kerry
October 19, 2005
Theory Of Intelligent School-Board Design Disproven
December 10, 2005
White House Celebrates Fifth Straight Year Without Oral Sex
January 7, 2005
Pitt, Aniston To Quietly Separate
favorite quote: “…a statement released by Buckingham Palace. “Her Majesty is happier still to announce that the new Duchess Of Cornwall possesses a strong carriage, healthy teeth, and an unimpeachable bloodline.”