Jordan’s AlGhad Newspaper Prints Fake Interview With Henry Kissinger

Last Tuesday, upon flipping through a hardcopy issue of Al Ghad newspaper, I fell upon a strange article, which, loosely translated, was titled: “Kissinger: Deaf is he who does not hear the drums of war”. The piece is apparently based on an interview conducted by Alferd Heinz, reporting for an entity dubbed Global Research, and subsequently translated to Arabic by Al Ghad’s Ala’aldeen Abu Zeina. In it, Kissinger predicts an all out third world war taking place in the region, the result of which will see the American military taking over seven countries in the Middle East, whereby Iran will tip the balance and create a situation where – and I quote – “Israel will have to fight with all its might and weapons to kill as many Arabs as it can. Hopefully if all goes well, half the Middle East will be Israeli.”

The article is also filled with quotes from the Kissinger interview that include:

“Control oil and you control nations; control food and you control the people.”

and of course..

“If you are an ordinary person, then you can prepare yourself for war by moving to the countryside and building a farm, you must take guns with you, as the hordes of starving will be roaming”
and this fine gem…
“Our young have been trained well for the last decade or so on combat console games, it was interesting to see the new Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 game, which mirrors exactly what is to come in the near future with its predictive programming.”
I admit, my first impression was that Kissinger had lost his marbles. But, suffice to say, I was suspicious. So I plugged the key words into Google, including the original author, “Alfred Heinz”, and the original source, “Global Research”. First off, Global Research is an independent research and media organization based in Montreal, whose website provides alternative political and social analysis on issues from around the world, and specifically in the Middle East. The Kissinger interview was indeed posted up by Global Research, however, the original source (as the website makes sure to include) is the UK-based The Daily Squib.
As you may have guessed by now, The Daily Squib is a satirical publication. Actually, please allow me to expand on what I mean by “satirical” by quoting the website’s footer, which states: “The Daily Squib is a curious satirical publication and should therefore be taken fu**ing seriously”.
As for the author, Alfred Heinz, well Henry Kissinger’s full name is actually, Heinz Alfred Kissinger, so this is likely an alias. And I can only imagine that Al Ghad chose to use Global Research as the news source instead of The Daily Squib simply because the former sounds more respectable. Which it does. Actually, Global Research even made sure to prefix the headline of the article with the words: “ACCURATE SATIRE”. They actually put it in caps just to emphasize that. Seriously. You can check it out.
This isn’t the first time Al Ghad has published something like this. Who can forget that piece on the Canadian company that invented a real life human doll made from human genes that you can buy off the shelf for your kids to play with, and has a lifespan of 3 years? And then there was the time that Al Ghad, a respectable non-governmental newspaper, thought it was a good idea to publish a piece about aliens landing in Jordan’s Al Jafr area, only to turn around the next day and call it an April Fools Day joke. Rest assured, such news was not taken lightly by the good people of Al Jafr. And then of course there was much publicized conflict with ARIJ over an article on orphanages, which saw Al Ghad insisting that the sources of the investigation piece be handed over to the government at the behest of the Ministry of Social Development.
This is not all to say that Al Ghad hasn’t done some fairly decent reporting in the seven years that it’s been in existence. However, the aforementioned kind of reporting is quite dangerous. It paints a certain picture for readers, many of whom have grown to trust Al Ghad as a more “honest” publication when contrasted with ancient publications like Al Rai and Ad Dustour, which are generally deemed to be government mouthpieces. These pieces instigate a kind of fear mongering common in the Arab press. And in the age of the Internet, when a simple Google search can verify news that just doesn’t sit quite right, I would think that the editorial policy for all newsprint is to check the source at least once, twice, maybe even three times, especially when considering that many journalists have taken to translating texts right off the World Wide Web.
The author has since offered an apology of sorts, for being fooled in to believing this was a genuine story.


  • I’m not buying AlGade anymore. Reporters would fill the pages with fake articles and investigations.
    Smart research you did.

  • I actually read the article online, and not in Al Ghad. On the website where I read this article, it was not mentioned that the article was satirical and I even tweeted the link to the article and posted it on my FB wall. The comments that were found on that page following the article also showed that readers had no idea that the article was a satirical piece and most comments resonated on the frequencies of “henry lost his mind”…

    I was skeptical myself when I read the lines in the article about the Playstation game Call of Duty and how henry believed that youth playing this game were being prepared for war… but again, there was no mention that the article was not genuine.

  • This is not the first time that Alghad publishes misleading material. They are also very biased and one-sided against some very important projects, and some of their journalists fabricate facts in order to support their biases. I have stopped reading it a while ago.

  • my dad sent me and my brothers the article in an email .. i was like hmmm this is fishy .. and sure enough after some googling i determined it was indeed satire .. so i told him so 😀

  • Very nice and sober investigation work! Beautiful show of ‘I ain’t gon get fooled and believe everything just because
    it was written’

    Anyone believing one of the greatest diplomats in the history would let a junk like this out of his mouth must be either an ignorant not willing and caring to analyse or someone with low empathy and lack of knowledge of world politics.

  • The author has since offered an apology before you wrote your article, and he said the same thing that you are saying so you should not get credit for finding out that it is satire ..

  • Are all people here just glad that it is satire and scared of the truth? nothing in the content of the article didn’t make sense, wether Henry kissinger said it or not. Hk was used to spell it out, cos his “”real”politik reputation.

  • The problem with this kind of thing, other than the obvious, that it’s false. Someone somewhere will pick it up, and begin it all over again, and in different languages. The chain keeps going as if it’s real. See Mustafa’s post above on Sept. 2012, well I was on a Russian social media site, and they too have misinformation and a republishing these kinds of things! Here, it’s in Russian.

    There’s good and bad about the internet. But this false information especially when it talks of war, and the people are ‘practicing” this scares the common people, and creates these “survivalists” who become suspicious of the government, and are a danger to themselves and their own countrymen. We have them in America, and I’m sure in Russia now too. They are misinformed, and it is replicated itself like some info virus. It’s at least very disconcerting that people will believe such things without investigating further. But, then again, they’ve become so mistrustful, they would believe it’s “fake”. It’s a vicious circle of paranoia and stupidity.

    I’m glad there are some of us who would do more “investigating” which is what I did and found this article. Thank you.

  • The Daily Squib have utilised satire or Accurate Satire to propel a prophesy of the future. This is going to happen as it was written. The EU is gearing up for war by building their own army now. They are in a rush. Russia is still in Ukraine. Remember the Daily Squib article was written before Russia invaded half of Ukraine. The Middle East is still open season. Why does ISIS never attack Israel? Yemen is war. Syria a quagmire. It is all coming true.

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