So it’s Thursday (thank God) once again and I’m trying to start a tradition on the Black Iris where the goal is to end the weekday with a smile on your face because I read somewhere that’s supposed to put people in a good mood for the weekend and I’ve always had a pro-weekend agenda. Hence, the following post isn’t any of the lengthy, dry political rambles commonly found on the Black Iris, but all the humor will be lost if you’re not up-to-date with the happenings of the US Presidential elections.
I haven’t “played the dozens” (commonly known as a “Yo Momma Fight”) since I was a kid, but blogger Anil Dash started a Twitter-based meme that’s politically-themed to the US elections and the global financial crisis. It was picked up by other Twitter peeps and is now even on Boing Boing with users throwing in their own suggestions. The meme has been going for the past 30 hours or so (isn’t technology wonderful?). Here are some of the ones that left me in stitches:
@anildash: Yo mama so stupid, she thinks Colin Powell is a judge on American Idol.
@anildash: Yo mama so fat, polls are weighted 1% Democrat, 1% Republican, and 98% yo mama.
@anildash: Yo mama so ugly, Sarah Palin has gone on record as “pro-life, but only because yo mama has already been born.”
@anildash: Yo mama so fat, she authorized a $700 billion bailout of Dairy Queen.
@anildash: Yo mama so fat, her other biography is called “The Audacity of Hardee’s
@anildash: Yo mama’s so ugly, Obama said “You can put lipstick on a pig and it would look a lot like yo mama on dollar margarita night.”
@anildash: Yo mama so fat, McCain refers to her as “Those Ones.”
@anildash: Yo mama so fat, she’s registered to vote 27 times
@anildash: Yo mama so fat, she thinks sub-prime is a steak cut
@anildash: yo mama so stupid she took her map back to the store because it didn’t show where “real America” was
@anildash: yo mama so fat McCain gives patronizing air quotes when he talks about the “health of yo mama”
@gesteves: Your mama so fat, when they asked which menus she reads, she said “You know, all of ’em.”
@anildash: Yo moms so fat Russia can see her from *their* house.
@guillermo: yo mommaâ€™s so fat, John McCain looked into her eyes and saw three letters: KFC.
BoingBoing: Yo mama’s so fat when she stops eating the dow falls 300 points.
BoingBoing: Yo momma so ugly, people say “What’s McCain doin’ in a dress?”
Oh my, oh my, my PC-indoctrinated psyche can’t decide to cringe or giggle. 7:1, giggle LOL
” BoingBoing: Yo mamaâ€™s so fat when she stops eating the dow falls 300 points. ”
Thats funny 🙂
LMFAO @ that dow one hahaha
I liked those. “Those Ones” too great.
Nas, what happened to your blog? :O
kinzi: something temporarily weird :S