ONE: Sometimes, not all the times, but most of the times, the sound of thick British accents that bellow into air waves of various Jordanian radio stations, make me want to…
Then again, Jordanian DJs with their nasally attempts at a western accent is not very inspiring either.
All I’m saying is there must be someone with the linguistic ability to say “3mman” instead of “Aah-Mon” like their opening their mouths for a dental exam?
TWO: Why all the friggin techno music after 10pm?! Is this some sort of conspiracy? If I play it backwards will I hear subliminal messages telling me to buy Coca Cola or worship the devil? And aren’t both those things supposed to be the job of rock and roll?
THREE: Maybe it’s just me but whenever I tune into a random radio station (before 10pm) they seem to always be in the middle of a top 10 countdown.
FOUR: I know radio is supposed to be repetitive, but when you play the same song (that’s usually about smacking a bitch) about 4 times in the same hour…well then the DJ is just being an *******.
FIVE: Oh…my…God…the conversations these DJs have with their call-in listeners! I’m sorry but you’re just not funny. And also, if you ARE the call-in listener, don’t call-in if you don’t have the required conversational English that allows you to request a song. And also don’t go on and on in that same broken English, stuttering about who you’re dedicating the song to and what the song means to both of you. Dude, if your girlfriend has a life, in all likelihood she ain’t listenin’ right now!