Apparently my email was entered into some lottery in Amsterdam and I’ve just been contacted to collect $1 million. I’ve also been sent several emails from a lawyer who says I have a long lost relative who died in Zimbabwae and left me $20 million. Also, apparently the king of Freedonia has been overthrown and his fleeing family is in exile. It turns out they need my help to move their money to their secret hiding place by giving them access to my bank account.
So in this week alone I’ve become a multi-millionaire and I’ve spent the last few hours contemplating what to do with this new found wealth. Well I’ve decided to give back to the world that has given me so much. So if anyone has any good ideas of how all this money should be spent, perhaps building a charity organization, feed the hungry, fund cancer research or maybe you’d like me buy you a car or a mansion, feel free to contact me. It’s really too much money for just one person. So send me an email with your bank account number and I’ll transfer some of the funds over to you no problem.