10. Instead of players trading shirts after the game, swap wives.
9. Replace sideline Gatorade with vodka and tonic
8. Monkey referees
7. New slogan: “At least it’s not hockey!”
6. No pants, more balls!
5. With hidden landmines, “sudden death” is no longer just in overtime
4. Oh, I don’t know, maybe have some games where the score is not zero to zero?
3. You win a game, Angelina adopts a baby from your country
2. Give Dick Cheney some beer, a shotgun, and put him in at goalkeeper
1. 11 players, 10 uniforms
lol i like # 3
INstead of swapping t shirts, or wives, they should swap SHORTS! YUP, off with the pants. Now THAT would be interesting!
Ahahahahaha. That made my day. My boyfriend rarely reads Jordan Planet anymore, but even he found this hilarious.
They should have naked football. Well, maybe with jock-straps. Wouldn’t want to hurt all that precious equipment. Heh heh.
lol! loved #2…is #7 a crack at Canadians?
HAHA that cracked me up…
#10 shouldn’t be applied to italy! it’s unfair LOL
Swap wives? Hum, then the greatest fight would be over which teams are in your group. I am sure some teams would be more sought over than others in this regard.
which team has the finest wives? don’t we already have monkey referees?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!