10. Instead of players trading shirts after the game, swap wives.
9. Replace sideline Gatorade with vodka and tonic
8. Monkey referees
7. New slogan: “At least it’s not hockey!”
6. No pants, more balls!
5. With hidden landmines, “sudden death” is no longer just in overtime
4. Oh, I don’t know, maybe have some games where the score is not zero to zero?
3. You win a game, Angelina adopts a baby from your country
2. Give Dick Cheney some beer, a shotgun, and put him in at goalkeeper
1. 11 players, 10 uniforms