How Pat Robertson Shook My Islamic World, Again

Can you imagine my surprise today when I awoke to find that all this time I had been worshiping the devil and trying to take over the world? Just when my life couldn’t get anymore complicated rest assured, Pat Robertson was there to shake my beliefs.

â??On his live television program The 700 Club, Robertson said anew Tuesday that “Islam is not a religion of peace”, and “the goal of Islam, ladies and gentlemen whether you like it or not, is world domination.”

He was responding to a news item about the reaction of Muslims in Europe to the publishing of cartoons that lampooned Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him).�

World Domination? Shame on my fellow Muslim brothers and sisters! For shame, I say! Why didn’t anyone tell me about this plan at the last rally? Now that’s just insulting. I’m always the last to know.

I was also surprised to hear this…

â??He said the pictures of violent Muslim demonstrations against the cartoons “just shows the kind of people we’re dealing with. These people are crazed fanatics, and I want to say it now: I believe it’s motivated by demonic power. It is satanic and it’s time we recognize what we’re dealing with”.â?

Demonic powers? Since when? Awesome, just frikin awesome.

…I see dead people


  • World domination, mmm that’s interesting, I didn’t know either…

    But hey! I got it, he must be talking about muslims trying to spread their faith to others, that’s the domination he’s talking about,,, but wait? what’s the “700 club”? oops! it’s the same domination!

  • Man, I really suggest that you add a line at the bottom, something like:
    “Guys I’m being sarcastic”
    Unless you are intersted in getting hate comments and emails suggesting you are a moron of believing him and turning against your religion you dirty infidel pig.

    Anyways, why do you listen to such people? I think in Quran there is a verse saying that if you were in a gathering and people started mocking God’s words you should leave . Same thing is found in the bible (psalms).
    Unless you are a jobless Nascar fan, then keep watching his holiness.

  • hey nas, i’m trying to seed your post on newsvine, but the bookmarklet isn’t working on your blog. you might want to try to find out where the conflict is so you can reach an even larger audience.

    (im on os 10.4 using firefox)

    and pat robinson is a friggin’ moron.

  • nasnas dude. Don’t confuse the plane of taking over the world (brain) with this plan. It’s always fun to see how such people like graham, say things that make them look so stupid. U know, things like sharon was punished by God (as his holiness robertson said) and like what this dude is saying. To me, it beats watching saturday night live reruns, at least, this is more realistic humor coming of the mouth of such chimp like graham.

    oh by the way dude, I missed you, hope that ur doing fine and staying away from that chicken soup, balash trashe7. 🙂

  • bwahahahahahaha.

    Somehow managed to find the time to comment on this post between laying foetus sacrifices as oblations at the Dark Prince’s altar and playing episodes of Pinky and The Brain backwards.

  • Ahhh, the all-knowing Pat Robertson. He sure knows his Islam! And his Christianity! Especially the part that says “Judge not, lest ye shall be judged.”
    Like many Fundamentalist Christians, he couldn’t adhere to Jesus’ non-judgmental policy to save his useless life!
    Thankfully, this idiot has never made a successful bid for the presidency of the U.S. That would be a dark day indeed!

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